THE NORTH POLE VAULT
Chill With The Latest News from the Far North
December 29, 2006
Santa Clones Hold Hebrew Relic Hostage!

North Pole: Two Santa clones have brazenly stolen an ancient Hebrew relic and are holding the relic hostage at their remote mountain hideout. No word yet on ransom demands. Contact has been limited only to the ominous photograph they sent in to the North Pole Vault, as featured.
The hideout is rumored to be a secret mountain research facility fronting as a charming chalet resort, unreachable by air, ground transport or ski lift.
The getaway vehicle of the Santa clones is allegedly owned by the primary Santa, his own custom chopper. Whether Santa has any knowledge of this deplorable theft of the rare cultural treasure is uncertain.
More details to follow.
Important: Authorities ask those who may have information leading to the capture of the Santa clones to contact Hawkwing Designs.
